Do you ever get the
feeling that your boss is a Mysteron agent?
Mysterons can be very dangerous, so use this guide to help you assess the
threat. The telltale signs:
Remoteness from day-to-day
operations
Glazed facial expression
Perpetual 5 o'clock shadow
Tendency to address
lower-echelon personnel as
"Earthman" (regardless of their gender)
Tendency to look "slightly
dead"
Tendency to smell
"slightly dead"
Absolute determination to
never notice the Dinky SPV which you recently acquired for your desk
When giving me new
assignments, he frequently employs he expression "relaying instructions from
..."
Thoroughly deserves to
have been involved in a hideous monotrain wreck
Deepening of voice
(sometimes echo is heard)
The ability to be heard
from another part of the building without the use of an intercom or
telephone
The ability to disappear
in tight situations
Excessive use of
binoculars
Making employees act
against their will
Leaving twin coffee mug
stains on important documents (or any kind of strange double-circle
markings, for that matter)
Continuing the "War of
Nerves" by getting on yours
If you see any of these signs from your superiors,
notify Spectrum immediately! The planet you save may be your own!
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