His choice of
language wasn’t exactly becoming of a Spectrum officer.
Surprised, she
looked up from her report, as he dashed inside and slammed the door shut.
“Paul, what on
earth is the matter?”
To Rhapsody, it
seemed as if the man she knew and loved, Paul Metcalfe aka the fearless Captain
Scarlet, had gone AWOL and that someone had taken his place, looking exactly
like him, but with an attitude that
led them into uncharted waters. As this was not the first time such a thing had
happened she didn’t quite know how to react.
He turned to
her, for a moment, then spoke:
“Snake,” he
said.
If Rhapsody had expected elaboration, she wasn’t going to get it. Really though, any explanation was unnecessary; it was obvious to anyone that Scarlet was utterly terrified and in a state of hyper attention at the window of Spectrum Headquarters London.
“Was it an adder?” she asked gently.
“How the hell
should I know!” he retorted. “I wasn’t particularly inclined to stick around
long enough to check.”
“Fair enough.”
“Wouldn’t make
much difference anyway,” he admitted. “I, umm, don’t like snakes much.”
“I can see
that,” Rhapsody walked over and rested a hand on his shoulder. “It’s all right,
darling, really. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone gets scared …”
“I am not scared,” Scarlet stated. “That would be ridiculous, wouldn’t it?
After all they’re not going to kill me, nothing can. Except electricity perhaps,
but I certainly don’t have a complex about that.”
“Yes, but
phobias don’t always make much sense.”
“I do not have a phobia,” Scarlet insisted. “I’m just not really a fan of
snakes that’s all. They’re cold and slimy…”
“Actually their
skins feel rather like a coat of gloss paint,” Rhapsody corrected him. “And
they’re cold-blooded so they take on the temperature of their surroundings.”
“If you say so,
love; but still that whole slithering thing is a bit creepy. Not to mention the
fact they are often poisonous and always have sharp teeth. Not really the nicest
creatures around.”
“Well I find
them fascinating,” Rhapsody said. “I was talking to Rick about them recently.
He’s interested in them too, even had a few as pets at various points.”
“That’s just
lovely,” Scarlet said bitterly. “Why don’t you run off with Ochre then, and go
start a snake farm or something?”
“Oh don’t be so
silly, I’m not going anywhere, and certainly not with Rick.”
“Why, you both
get along, and I thought that a while ago …”
“That was a long
time ago, and it wasn’t even anything to write home about back then,” Rhapsody
insisted. “I’m with you now, and perfectly happy.”
“Yes, but…”
Scarlet sighed. “Don’t you sometimes want to be with someone… normal?”
Rhapsody gave a
slight laugh.
“If I wanted
normal, then Rick would be about the last person on my list.” She leant closer
and kissed Scarlet. “Normality is hopelessly overrated anyway. I love you
because you’re you, whatever that entails.”
Scarlet managed
a smile.
“I love you
too,” he said, reaching for her.
~oo0oo~
“That snake’s
still there,” Scarlet said after a moment.
“You’ve been
watching it the whole time,” Rhapsody noted, gently breaking away from his
embrace. “Look I’m going to go and check on it, or we’ll never get any peace.”
“What if it is
an adder?”
“That’s not terribly likely you know, and there aren’t any other native venomous snakes. So odds are I’ll be fine.”
“I really should
be the one to go,” Scarlet insisted.
“Oh really,”
Rhapsody replied with wry amusement, “are you going to be a knight in shining
armour, some heroic figure rescuing the fair lady from such unimaginable peril?”
“Course not.
It’s just that, well, if you love someone then you should be able to protect
them.”
Rhapsody opened
the door, and was about to step outside but turned to him.
“Paul, you can’t
save me from everything. Even
Superman had kryptonite.”
~oo0oo~
“Is it dead?”
Scarlet asked, rather hopefully, observing from over Rhapsody’s shoulder.
“No, just
sleeping… well she was until you startled her.”
“You can tell
it’s a she?”
“Umm no, not
really,” Rhapsody confessed, “but it seems impersonal to say ‘it’.”
The snake lifted
its head, and Scarlet almost went backwards twenty feet via a vertical take off.
“Oh, hello
there, little sweetheart,” Rhapsody cooed to the creature.
Scarlet paid
more attention to the sound of approaching footsteps. He spun around, and felt
his heart sink. Just when he
thought things couldn’t get any worse; well they could, but not by an awful lot.
“Hey, people,”
Magenta greeted them with a slight wave, ambling over to stand beside where
Rhapsody had crouched down.
“Hi, Pat,”
Rhapsody said. “We’ve found a snake. Well, Paul did really.”
“Yeah, so I see.” Magenta hunkered down, and reached toward the snake.
“You shouldn’t
touch it,” Scarlet said automatically. “After all, it might be dangerous or
something.”
“It’s a grass
snake,” Rhapsody said. “So actually not remotely dangerous to humans, at all,
ever.”
Magenta turned
to Scarlet, with that sardonic expression Ochre had almost trademarked, and
noted, “Well maybe if you’re scared of snakes, then they might make you pee your
pants, yeah, but that’s about it.”
Scarlet glared.
“I knew that,”
he insisted, “but in this line of work we really shouldn’t be complacent.”
“Oh, to be
sure,” Magenta nodded.
“You know
anything much about snakes?” Rhapsody asked him.
“Thou art cursed
above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon your belly you shall
go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life,” Magenta intoned to the
snake, then grinned at his colleagues. “Genesis 3:14. A Sunday school teacher of
mine would bribe us with cookies to memorise Bible verses. Beyond that I must
confess to not being too au fait with the critters. Ireland isn’t exactly
teeming with them… So my knowledge is more academic. For example; in Ancient
Greece snakes were said to have the ability to heal. That's why the Caduceus,
two snakes embracing a winged sceptre, is used today as the symbol of medicine.
"Oh yes,"
Rhapsody added. "Not to mention the Caduceus was originally the symbol of the
God Hermes, who was father of Asclepios - the patron of doctors."
“Fascinating,”
Scarlet muttered dryly.
Magenta gently
took hold of the grass snake and held it safely, smiling at Rhapsody as she lent
close to pet it.
“Don’t worry,
I’ll find a suitable new home for the snake,” he reassured them. “Though am
sorely tempted to drop it down Ochre’s shirt beforehand.”
“You have my
blessing there,” Scarlet said. “Those two deserve each other.”
Rhapsody shot
her fiancé a disapproving look, but Magenta merely shrugged and went off in the
direction he had appeared from.
~oo0oo~
“You really do
learn something new every day,” Scarlet said, making an effort to sound
carefree.
“Yes, quite.”
Rhapsody pondered for a moment. “I take it you didn’t get around to finding us
some decent coffee after all?”
Scarlet shook
his head.
“I suppose I did
get a little sidetracked.” He offered his arm. “But we still have a little time
before the briefing, if you’d care to accompany me in a heroic quest to find the
nearest coffee shop.”
“I would be
delighted to.” Rhapsody took his arm. “Lead the way, Indiana Jones.”
Original artwork by Ron
Embelton.
Thanks to Chris for beta
reading, and the trivia about the Caduceus.
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